STEP 01
$100
Deposit
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or any wallet you control. Fund it with ETH on Ethereum mainnet and leave a little extra for gas. One hundred dollars is the opening deposit.
GL 00000100 A
Federal Glitch Reserve · Series 2026
A 00010000 GL
$100 → $10K → YOLO → REPEAT
Symbol $GLITCH · Ethereum
Infinite Money Glitch
Deposit $100 → somehow pull $10k → immediately yolo it all back in → repeat until the algorithm laughs at you. Wealth loading… or just more debt.
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DEPOSIT
$100
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SOMEHOW
$10K
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YOLO
ALL IN
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REPEAT
∞
WEALTH LOADING 64%
$GLITCH
CA
TBA
ONE INFINITE NOTE
DEPOSIT ONE HUNDRED · SOMEHOW PULL TEN THOUSAND · YOLO IT ALL BACK IN · REPEAT UNTIL THE ALGORITHM LAUGHS
Itemized note
The Glitch
Same loop, printed like a reserve note. The only paperwork this flamingo keeps.
Infinite Money Glitch
$GLITCH · ETHEREUM
- DEPOSIT $100
- SOMEHOW PULL $10,000
- YOLO BACK IN −$10,000
- REPEAT ∞
- ALGORITHM LAUGHING
Wealth loading…
or just more debt.
WEALTH LOADING 64%
NOT A PROMISE
CA TBA
“Deposit $100 → somehow pull $10k → immediately yolo it all back in → repeat until the algorithm laughs at you.”
Ethereum · four steps
How to Buy
Buy $GLITCH with ETH. Deposit the hundred, take the swap, then yolo it back in. The magic is fictional. The clicks are not.
ETH → $GLITCH
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STEP 02
CA
Paste it
Copy the contract on this page and paste it into Uniswap as the token you are buying. The symbol is GLITCH. If the address is not this one, it is not the glitch.
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STEP 03
ETH
Swap
Connect the wallet, pay with ETH, and take $GLITCH out. Check the rate, confirm the transaction, and raise slippage only if the swap reverts. This is the somehow.
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STEP 04
∞
Yolo
Add $GLITCH to the wallet, open the chart, and immediately throw it all back in. Repeat until the algorithm laughs at you. Wealth loading… or just more debt.
Dexscreener · Ethereum
Chart
Candles go up. You throw them back in. Wealth loading… or just more debt.